与小曲押韵

  1. 看到新闻that Dell has released a new flash-memory-based music player to compete against the iPod Shuffle: the Dell DJ Ditty.

  2. 请注意,没有所述Ditty的图片伴随新闻项目。

  3. 访问dell.com

  4. Note that no picture of said Ditty appears on front page of dell.com, even after several reloads to cycle through random promotional images.

  5. 在dell.com首页的文本中搜索“ditty”。

  6. 请注意,找不到“ditty”。

  7. 开始怀疑戴尔对这款设备并不感到自豪。

  8. 访问apple.com

  9. Note prominent and primary emphasis on luscious product porn of new iPod Nano.

  10. 跳回dell.com并在网站搜索框中搜索“Ditty”。

  11. 注意模糊的相似之处到50美分Bic打火机

    Ditty vs比克

  12. 附注于“产品亮点” that the Ditty can pack 220 songs into 512 MB of memory, roughly twice the songs Apple claims can fit on a 512 MB iPod Shuffle.

  13. Follow footnote to see explanation that this storage estimate requires encoding songs as 64 kbps WMA, which bit rate is half that of Apple’s default of 128 kbps AAC, and roughly equivalent in fidelity to that of transmissions carried over tin cans and string, but which, perhaps, is not a dirty marketing trick, but, rather, a fair assessment, considering that anyone with such profoundly bad taste in industrial design who would consider purchasing this device probably also has such bad taste in music as not to notice that their 64 kbps-compressed songs sound like mush.

  14. Sit back and recall, with tremendously smug satisfaction, a decade’s worth of tech industry punditry holding that superior design would never get Apple anywhere, and that Apple should instead, you know, be more like Dell.