我们做了一个承诺保持假史蒂夫假and we’re sticking with that promiseWe all know the news has hit the wiresAnd you know what? We don’t careWe love Fake Steve just the way he is假的。
第二个错误的反应是写假的史蒂夫在过去的时态; assuming that now that he’s been revealed, it’s over, or at the very least all downhill from here这并不一定是这样。
这个问题取决于到底是假的主要来源史蒂夫的吸引力他是那么好,有时严厉地有趣,有时非常有见地,,在他最好的,这两个? Or was it the fact that his identity was a mystery?
It’s not surprising that Lyons is a published novelist; he’s created a very clever metafictional narrative, writing from a perspective where he acknowledges that he is假的史蒂夫的同时从来没有完全断裂特征真正的史蒂夫想一想,这是棘手的。1
So our black ops team finally found the “Secret Diary” bastard who’s been mocking me for the last yearEnds up it’s the same over-the-hill hack from Forbes who wrotethis cover storytwo years ago attacking bloggers for being mean, anonymous, unaccountable cowardsHypocrisy, have you heard of it? I was about to dispatch Moshe and the boys to pull the guy’s teeth and fingernails out but Katie said no, it’d hurt him more to leak his identity to the press.
So I sent it over to John Markhoff at The Times, and they had it on the front page of their web site 30 minutes later, just like I askedMarkoff gave the byline and credit for the “scoop” to some sad little man named Brad Stone, who, says Markoff, has been severely depressed since losing both his testicles in some sort of masturbation accident involving a cheese graterMuch love, John, backstage passes to Tuesday’s special event are on the way.